We’ve compiled a list of 21 funny quotes about online dating (from experts in the industry, comedians, and the jewels of the internet, memes).
These are sure to make you chuckle as well as reset your batteries so you can get back out there with some optimism.
Whereas women’s number one fear is that they’re going to get murdered.” It’s hilarious but also sad how true this quote is. I went from feeling good about myself to feeling like a leper alone in a room typing.” This is how the whole quote goes: “Online dating is like online shopping — except for that with online shopping you’re looking for things people really like, and you get them cheap.
Most women, before going on a date, will tell someone who they’re going to be with, will give them the address of where they’re going, will text in the middle of dinner saying they’re OK, and will let them know when they got home. If you’re online dating, you’re looking for people no one wants, and it’s a month,” said funny man and magician Phil Pivnick.
What do the quotes we share really we say about love and the way it makes us feel?
The beginnings of love, the falling in love part, gives us starry eyes and butterflies in the stomach. "Anyone who falls in love is searching for the missing pieces of themselves.
The full quote by comedian Hampton Yount goes, “You can really see the differences in the level of fear going into online dating.
Guys’ number one fear with online dating is turning up at their date and the girl is a bit bigger than her picture — chubby.
Sometimes it gives us chills, sometimes it makes us incredibly nervous, but it is usually a source of happiness and incredibly beautiful moments that are remembered for lifetime.Our second dating quote is somewhat related to the first one.Even though this is a very clever dating quote, the author somehow managed to remain unknown.I was sure the map was accurate, but no matter how hard I tried, it never got me to my desired destination. The guys who either couldn’t get a date or who were deeply entrenched in the friend zone with the women they desired. I want to thank you in advance for the changes that are coming.These guys helped out and listened to women talk about their problems. I think it's going to be a lot of work but worth it.”“I was a web developer for 10 years and now I’m a manager for other web developers.